Whether outsiders want to believe that is up to them. But you couldn’t convince Auburn’s players to the contrary. According to them, he sees everything.
And it’s all thanks to what his players describe as a photographic memory.
Tight end C.J. Uzomah recalled one such occasion earlier this season.
“He’ll say something about our freshman year with Tre (Mason) and Tre being too early on a motion and messing up the timing of the play,” said Uzomah, now a junior. “And he’ll just know: Third quarter, nine minutes in, ‘Tre, you did this.’ And Tre’s like, ‘I don’t even remember this. How do you know?’ And he’s just like, ‘I know everything.’ And we’ll laugh and just be like, ‘All right, cool.’ It’s just little stuff like that.”
Sammie Coates encountered a similar situation at a recent practice, with Malzahn calling upon a miscue the sophomore receiver made in the spring.
“He was like, ‘Remember when you went two steps short on that route, and now you’re a 10 (out of 10)?’” Coates said. “He helps me remember everything.”
Senior fullback Jay Prosch said he hasn’t been called out by Malzahn — yet. But he has seen it happen to others often. And it never ceases to amaze him.
“He remembers everything everyone does,” Prosch said. “So if somebody has a bad play (during a game), four weeks later he’ll be like, ‘All right, it’s your chance at redemption.'”
Don’t let Malzahn’s drive for excellence fool you, though. He also has a softer side his players enjoy — even if the coach sometimes does so unintentionally.
“We know that he's genuine in what he's saying, and at the same time, he can make jokes,” Uzomah said. “We can relate to him. He's kind of a goofy coach. He doesn't try to be. He makes a joke and we're kind of laughing, and he's like, 'Well, I guess that was kind of funny. Ha ha.’”
Every now and then, the players like to have some fun at their coach’s expense, too. Some times that comes in the manner of mimicking the “boom” phrase Malzahn has done after touchdowns this season. The players also laugh about the lengths Malzahn goes to in order to avoid using vulgar language.
“He’ll say like ‘crap.’ Or he’ll call people ‘scared,’” Prosch said. “He uses ‘butt’ instead of the A-word. I don’t know, some of the stuff he says, you’ve never heard before. … But he never cusses and he’s very respectful of his players, which is really nice.”
And it is that aspect that his players love the most: Even when Malzahn is critical, it’s always handled positively. But it goes beyond that, Coates said.
The poignant part is that Malzahn takes special care to lend his insight one-on-one.
“He doesn't do it in front of everybody,” Coates said. “He tells you something he needs to tell you to help the other people out and help you out. It makes you think he doesn't really want to chew you out in front of everybody. "
Because of that, his players know they can talk to him about anything. Auburn cornerback Jonathon Mincy has a special kinship with Malzahn, as they both do daily devotionals, discussing the subject matter later in the day.
His relationship with Malzahn was something the junior said he couldn’t describe accurately.
“When you have a coach who is always trying to be positive with you, no matter what you’re going through — it can be family-wise, it can something on the field where maybe you’re not playing much — (you know) he’s always going to be supportive,” Mincy said. “That’s something (where) you know can always go back and talk to your coach about anything. And that’s what brings the player-coach relationship to another level.”
Mincy couldn’t praise Malzahn’s forthrightness enough. That’s why, cliché as it may sound, players view him as a friend as much as their football coach. And sure, Malzahn’s accomplishments this season — a 12-1 overall record, an SEC title, numerous coaching awards and a shot to win a national championship — are a good indicator of his coaching ability. But it’s the day-to-day interactions with his players that can’t be measured in wins and losses.
The Tigers wouldn’t trade it for the world.
“He has the best interests of his players at heart,” Mincy said. “We’re just blessed to have him as a coach.”